"drugs?"
"no thank you, im straight"
"i meant are you here for drugs?"
"why are you here?"
"drugs"

warming up the bath after masturbation session
(ive had sex before, so don’t get the wrong impression)
element from kettle used to keep the bathtub hot
should have turned it down a smidge, guess i just forgot
feeling slightly sleepy then, i slipped into the water
took my wet/dry radio, so happy that i bought her
wasn’t long before my body slipped into a slumber
though my nap would prove to be my final, fatal blunder
while i slept the kettle kept the temperature near boiling
while i dreamt, my dick went limp and soon it started spoiling
hours came and hours went, my body held its simmer
my bathtub now a boiling pot, and I its helpless swimmer
flesh and bone were cooked alike, into a heaping muddle
the pool that once i relaxed in was now a grotesque puddle
so if your loved one wants a bath, for Gods sakes dont allow her
for equally as clean youll get if you’re to take a shower