Sunday, September 10, 2006

a recent poem:

creamy musk vagina stink
snuggling into my pores
cut and blood its red and pink
putrid and rotting with spores

anal wart of yellow hue
moistury scent of decay
shitskin patch of kangaroo
maggot and insect buffet

left of dickhole reddened flesh
swollen from rub of stubble
virus borne infect abscess
oral not worth the trouble

catfish dick erupting sperm
into my belly so warm
jellied eggs becoming firm
out my my asshole theyre born

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

some of these "tricked out" cars are getting just absurd...well i think all of them are absurd, but some of them really cross the line, i mean they look like clown cars...when did it become cool to drive around a clown car? if youre reading this and youve hooked up your car, im sorry....but youre a homo

also, if you like the lord of the rings, you have no business making fun of star trek...some people just prefer their science fiction to be imaginative and take chances about unknown things, rather than elves and goblins and dark lords....that shits been done

Sunday, April 23, 2006

cuss words are something that baffle me...i mean...how do you deem something a cuss word rather than just a regular word...or even words that arent exactly cuss words but “foul language”...my parents told me not to say fart when i was little...so did alot of other parents probably...even though it means the exact same thing as pass gas or flatuate, its regarded as a rude word....why? i dont get it...is it not aesthetically pleasing to the ear? why isnt “pedophile” a bad word....it means something really horrible, worse that fart, but when we say it, its not regarded as foul or a cuss word....foul language? what is that all about? language is an amazing thing, i think every word we come up with is pretty cool, i dont think there should be any foul language....someone came up with “fuck” the same way someone came up with “campground”, but fuck is a bad word...not because it means something bad, just the WORD is bad...just the combination of those letters...anyway...i think its pretty dumb

Saturday, April 15, 2006

slut macnamara shoves spoons in her cunt
out comes the horseradish / mayo you want
horse cunnilingus may put you in jail
where flavor of cockmeat gets spoiled and stale
nevertheless you jerk off until raw
(dont fret, for its natural - not a faux pas)
day after day, you soak your jizzrag -
a faded bandana confederate flag

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

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this is what i got on the other arm

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

my new tat

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get it?





buttpussy

Monday, February 13, 2006

ive heard that horses dont lie down unless there is something wrong with them...i think that really sucks for horses... they are missing out....maybe if they were a little more open minded, life could be alot more pleasurable...ill bet its pretty scary being on a trailor on I-4 going 75 mph while youre standing up...i mean, imagine standing up all fucking day
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